There is a foreign couple next to us flipping between broken Engrish and some other language we can’t understand.
She is so overly excited about whatever she is talking about that she’s going hypersonic.
And every other word is “oh screw you, go to hell, I hate you” type of flirting which is awful and makes me want to vomit.
I want to PISS IN MY HANDS they’re so rude.

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

trust:

have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself

am-i-perfectyet:

staff:

howellester:

do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us

we think you’re all a bunch of idiots

oh

kittiezandtittiez:

1. He forgot to post it anonymously

2. He sent it to himself.

3. He’s correcting his own grammar.

4. His correction is wrong.

5. He spelled grammar wrong.

6. He’s insulting his own blog.

7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.

twerk4bieber:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

When you find things you wrote years ago. 

lolzpicx: